I wish I could tell you what shop this, um, monstrosity masterpiece is from, but I can't because it was knitted by my grandma in the 80s. Who did she knit it for, I hear you ask. For my dad. My dad, then in his twenties. It's a very colourful piece - I think we can all see that! - but the wool is also very soft and it's comfortable to wear. It fits me pretty well too, so hey, guess what I'm wearing tomorrow for the last day of school?! I wonder what people are going to say. Maybe I'll get a few strange looks, but it's Christmaaaaas! Only six days to go and I'm practically crying with excitement.